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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Easy projects for Knifty Knitter: Shruggigan and Wristers


If you read my "Thoughts From a Knifty Knitter Newbie," you might like to see a few projects I made.




I made a variation of a shrug pattern I found on the ProvoCraft page.
Since "shardigan" is already in use as a term, I'll call this a "shruggigan."

Start with one sleeve, then open it up on the loom to desired width and then close it to add the other sleeve.
I used the blue rectangular loom. The sleeves were 30 stitches wide, or 15 pegs on one side of the loom and 15 pegs on the other side. I then opened it up and added the 20 or so stitches (which become the length in the back, about 50 stitches total) and then finished the back, closed the last 30 pegs and made the other sleeve.The shruggigan also functions as a bulky scarf by feeding one sleeve into the other and wearing it around one's neck.

Here are some photos of what some people call "wristers." I call them Musician's Friends.

I used the pink rectangular loom. Starting with the fingertips, I used a total of 16 pegs. Knit for desired length. For my hands (short but wide), I knit 10 rows. Add two stitches and knit. This gives a very nice thumb hole. Make the wrist as long as you wish. The above photos are wristers with twenty rows after the thumb hole.
I like to use two colors for the Bob Cratchet/Oliver Twist look.
Keep the knit slightly loose for ease of knitting and for bulky softness. Musician's Friends are warm but not windproof.
  If the yarns are all the same texture, you might wish to mix and match them the way pre-teens and teens are mixing and matching their socks. Remember, it's all about the joy.




Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Thoughts from a Knifty Knitter newbie


      In the movie A Christmas Story, Ralphie’s aunt sends him a homemade pink bunny suit for Christmas. To Ralphie's humiliation, his mother makes him wear it. I don’t want to do the equivalent of that to any of my friends or loved ones. If I give you a gift of a craft, let me know if it is ugly or unsuitable. [Please be gentle, though. Crafters put much love and time into what they do. In my past, I have stomped, ungraciously, on many toes because I didn’t understand that about crafters.]
       If you have lived in Vermont in August, you understand the zucchini phenomenon. Zucchini get big. Horribly, frighteningly big. And numerous.
       [Insert dramatic music: dunh dunh DUNNNNN!]
       Gardeners have no choice but to either let it rot on the vine [pretty close to a cardinal sin] or to give it away.
       [Insert dramatic music: dunh dunh DUNNNNN!]
       Lest my friends and loved ones run away screaming at a crafting equivalent of the zucchini phenomenon, I make this pledge.

My pledge to my friends:
1.          I will not make you a project out of scraps of yarn.
2.          If it is variegated yarn, I will be careful to match it to your coloring and style.
3.          Oh, I don’t know. But there’s probably something else I should promise.

Why did I choose Loom Knitting?
       I haven’t crafted with yarn for years. This year, I started again. I saw a loom in a craft store. I thought about it for a couple months. Then I bought a set.
       What made me decide to try loom knitting?
       I recall telling a friend about why I stopped knitting. I explained that when I made a scarf, it might start with a width of twelve inches and end up only eight or ten inches wide. She suggested that I was dropping stitches. Perhaps, but that wasn’t the real issue.
       I have a problem with tension.
       I break needles. Really. At least I used to. Metal knitting needles broke in my hands. Plastic crochet hooks heated, melted and bent. And blisters, oy, the blisters!
       The loom gave me hope. In the recent past, I’ve dealt with a lot of anger, stress and fear issues. Maybe the loom would be my enforcer. Maybe it would be my gentle guide. In any case, it seemed like a good opportunity to see if my successes in my spiritual life would lead to success in my knitting life. I fantasized about not breaking needles, yarn or my skin. To see the fruit of my inner work would be worth the twenty bucks! I bought the rectangular set.

Discoveries as a Knifty Knitter Knewbie
1.       Buy a crochet hook immediately.
       At first, I thought I’d never have to pick up a crochet hook again. The looms came with a hook device and a little yarn needle. I was all set.
       At home, I read the booklet that came with the loom. It said to use a crochet hook and do something or other to remove the finished piece. Blah, blah, blah. I work with computers. I know how to work around a problem. No crochet hook? No problem.
       I pounded out my first scarf in an evening. With a knitting loom, the stitches are large and you finish projects in a third of the time. It was late. I didn’t need that crochet hook; I’d just use the hook and yarn needle.
       Well, I was very wrong about the crochet hook. When I took my first scarves off the loom, they came out looking like factory seconds.
       I bought a crochet hook.
2.       Knitting with a loom has proven close to addictive for me. I spend a whole lot less time on facebook now.
       Ergonomically, however, one must be wise.
       II Samuel 23 tells of Eleazar, one of David’s mighty men. He fought so long and hard that his hand got stuck to his sword.
9 And after him was Eleazar the son of Dodo the Ahohite, one of the three mighty men with David, when they defied the Philistines that were there gathered together to battle, and the men of Israel were gone away:
 10 He arose, and smote the Philistines until his hand was weary, and his hand clave unto the sword: and the LORD wrought a great victory that day; and the people returned after him only to spoil.
       Remind yourself to take breaks while knitting. The loom is actually friendlier to my hands than a crochet hook or knitting needle. Even so, repetitive injury can occur. Stretch a lot during your session, from your head and eyes down to your fingers. A few “buttocks tucks” and “Kegels” might be good, too. (No one need ever know about the latter.)
       One other possible risk is to your skin. I had a hangnail on the thumb of my dominant hand. When wrapping yarn on the pegs, my thumb kept bumping the pegs. Ow! ow! ow! ow! Be aware of your posture and the idiosyncrasies of your own knitting style. For me, the awareness was all I needed. Listen to your body. Knitting should cause joy, not pain.
       A benefit of loom knitting is that the pegs help keep the tension even. You shouldn’t have to use much effort to slip the yarn over the pegs. If you are getting a blister or the pegs are lifting out, you are using too much tension in the yarn.
       Fighting the Philistines is one thing, but not being able to open your hand after a session of knitting is another!
3.       I call it the “sproing.” Some yarns seem to have their own ideas when being forced to submit to the loom. The scenario: I have just looped 51 loops onto my loom and am about to secure the end piece of yarn when sproing! The yarn unwinds itself rapidly and I have to do it all over again.
       It’s actually kind of funny, but if it happens to you a few times in a row, well, I feel your pain.
4.       Your personal space will increase with the size of the loom. Be considerate of those sitting next to you, especially if you are in church or at a lecture! I wouldn’t loom knit at an auction, either.
5.       The Pivot Point: when doing a small project, it won’t seem to matter. When doing a long knit, however, you may find the yarn and your project get twisty – and the sproings happen more often. Pick one end of the loom and work back and forth with it (as opposed to going in circles). The yarn and project will actually teach you this, so don’t fret trying to wrap your brain around it.
6.       Count rows from your very first project. When I knit, I keep a pen and index card next to me. I mark the card with a “tick” when I complete a row before I wrap a new row.
       If you are going to knit anything besides scarves, you do well to firmly establish good counting habits. You can use a store-bought clicker or write it down, whichever works better. Trust me, when you are making that first poncho or vest, knowing the count will prevent uneven sides. (I didn’t count on my first poncho. That’s why I know.)
7.       Odd and even: Once you get started on a project, you’ll notice something topographically beautiful starting to happen. Odd and even rows will often correspond with working right to left or left to right. This is another observation and you don’t have to fight to understand it. Your project will teach you.
       When I’m loom knitting, I find that because of how I wrap my loom, I work left to right on odd rows and right to left on even rows. I don’t bother to figure it out until I’ve gone back and forth a few times, numbering my rows as I knit them. I notice the pattern by row five or six.
       Why is this important? I’d love to say it’s because I’m a mathematical genius. Whether I am a genius or not, I am interested in applying principles. Knowing the correspondence of direction with odd/even numbering will be one more way to help you keep track. In spite of diligent counting, even the most careful can make mistakes.
8.    If you do make a mistake, take heart. Either undo what you've done until you find the mistake or figure out how to repeat the mistake. A mistake repeated suddenly becomes a pattern. You knitting genius, you! 
Remember, it's all about joy.

       I hope that employing these principles and suggestions will help you have fun with your new hobby!

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Make a Yarn Keeper

I found a wonderful yarn keeper. It's made in America, too.


It's a plastic container with a little lid. The lid has a hole, through which the yarn is fed. Also nice is that carrying handle (hard to see in the photo).
The container is holding two balls of yarn. Whether you pull the yarn from inside or outside the skein, it keeps your yarn tidy. It also prevents animal dander and mystery fuzz from working its way into your yarn. Your cats, however, might view it as the Enemy.
I bought it for ten bucks at JoAnn's.







If you're like me, however, you have more than one project going. I had just emptied a large coffee "can" and was about to put it into recycling. The aha moment occurred.

I made another yarn keeper. I tried to be discreet, but you can tell it was a Folgers coffee container.
You'll need the container and lid and a pair of scissors. Clean the container and dry it.










Cut a small hole into the lid. Try to keep the edges smooth. If needed, you can file or tape the edges, but tape might add stickiness to the yarn.





















Feed the yarn of choice through the hole, put the yarn into the container and begin your project!





Friday, January 4, 2013

Review: Somewhere in Time


Somewhere in Time
Jane Seymore, Christopher Reeve

Here’s a slightly dated review for a slightly dated movie....

In my opinion, Somewhere in Time provides one of the more unlikely couplings of love interests. It ranks up there with Emma Thompson and Hugh Grant in Sense and Sensibility. But I will let you make your own decision. If you like the hairstyles of the 1980’s, this is a great film. Not the fake retro stuff like in The Wedding Singer, but genuine, since it was actually filmed in the 80’s.

Christopher Reeve is a playwright with some degree of success. After the debut of one of his plays, a handsome old woman tucks something in his hand and says, “Come back to me.” 
Ten years later (and an hour into the movie), he finds a way to Jane Seymour. Through self hypnosis and dressing the part, he convinces himself he is in 1912. He meets the lovely actress, woos her and gets beaten up over her. Christopher Plummer, her mysterious Svengali, guardian and mentor keeps looming and interfering in their relationship. No, he doesn’t break into “Eidelweiss.”
The couple (Reeve and Seymour) do have extramarital sex, which is not graphic. In the morning, a tragic twist of fate and carelessness awaits them. 

I first saw this movie in my college years when I was free to adore Christopher Reeve’s face. [Wow, that was back when we used the term "hunk" rather than "hottie." His face is about all you get during the first hour of the movie. When I was 18, it suited me just fine. Now that I’m married and certainly not 18, I found the plot thin.] Perhaps my second viewing of Somewhere in Time detracted from the final irony.
Somewhere in Time is “Lifetime” channel fare.  Seymour and Reeve lacked a certain necessary electricity. Perhaps the director intentionally established the tone, going for relationship rather than spark. Plummer reminds me of Liam Neeson in Batman Begins, his power somehow not exactly believable.
I expect Somewhere in Time will one day be a remake, maybe with Tobey Maguire, but in the remake, they’ll show his pectorals (why the original filmmaker didn’t play up Superman’s torso still puzzles me), and they’ll team him up with, oh, Lindsay Lohan in her blond phase. Or could there be some other such unlikely match?

CFI: 
If it were possible, I’d give it a negative number.
Date movie potential: 
Well, if you’re a guy on a date with a thirty or forty something woman, it might work. You, however, might fall asleep. I suggest you go for a Jane Austen adaptation. The characterization and dialogue is much better, even if Thompson and Grant don’t convince you.

$?
Rainy afternoon or bad cold fare, a buck or two.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Review: National Treasure

I wrote this review before seeing my first Mythbusters, so it really was the first time I saw a TASER.


National Treasure
PG for action violence and old skeletons. Possibly one swear word.

You’ve heard the premise: Ben Gates (Nicolas Cage) must steal the Declaration of Independence so it doesn’t get stolen. Supposedly on the back is a map which will lead to an unimaginable treasure.
Had Disney decided to go with an R rating, Treasure would have proved more compelling, but the fun would have shrunken immensely, so I give kudos to Disney. (Did I really say that?)
I actually enjoyed Treasure more in the second viewing. Justin Bartha performs Riley to perfection. He is the kid, the comic relief, the geek, the technician. And his displays of emotion are indeed winsome.
Boromir, I mean Sean Bean, is the bad guy: same accent, slightly cleaner hair. If you ever wondered what TASERs look like, you get to see them in action. I’ve never really seen thugs with Scottish accents. Sorta like British hip hop: it’s out there but it can catch you by surprise.
The masonic stuff proves hokey, more the vehicle for the story than promoting the religion. Even so, it might draw some interested parties into studying freemasonry further. This is a good point for discussion. Also, there are trace inaccuracies such as what they call a replica of Solomon’s temple. See if you can find it.
There is a lot of “cool” in this movie, TASER use, invisible ink, optics, fingerprint transferral and biometrics that don’t involve cutting off or gouging out body parts. (A word to the wise: NEVER EVER let them use your retinal scan as a form of identification. NEVER EVER.)
National Treasure is fun, a buddy/sidekick and guy-gets-the-girl-after-multitudinous-perilous-situations kind of movie. It is fairly safe for teens to watch without causing hormonal overdrive.

CFI: 8.

Questions for Discussion:
What is freemasonry? 
How important, really, is a piece of paper?
Talk about living a passionate life, about goals and what price one is willing to pay to achieve one’s dreams.
How far should loyalty between friends go? When is it okay to bail out?
Talk about betrayal and money.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Review: The Mark of Zorro


The Mark of Zorro
with Tyrone Power, Basil Rathbone.
black and white, Fox.

Compared to today’s media, The Mark of Zorro provides slow moving and mild fare, having only a few scenes with [mostly] sanitized violence: some cuts and two stabbings. TMOZ does provide some of the “witty repartee” you’d expect in a good swashbuckler.
The characters glide through this, clearly having fun. It wasn’t Oscar fare then, nor is it now. It has one exciting swordfight between Power and Rathbone.

Discussion topics:
Deception
Theft
Civil disobedience
Catholic culture then and now
Does “the end justify the means”?
Should men be allowed to wear tights with flowers down the sides?

CFI: 1.
I’m not even sure why. But when I looked down, there was one fingernail gone, and a picked cuticle. Ouch. It must have been all Don Diego’s foppish hanky flopping. Scary stuff.

What would I pay to see this again?
If I could go with someone who would laugh along with me, a couple bucks. I’d rent it again in a couple years when my son is older. Every swashbuckling fan should see it at least once.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Review: Island at the Top of the World


For the un-initiated, my CFI (chewed fingernail index) is how I rate suspense. I really should copyright that.

Island at the Top of the World
Disney.

Donald Sinden plays Sir Anthony Ross, a businessman in search of his lost son, Donald Ross. He has disappeared while seeking the fabled Island at the Top of the World where all whales go to die. Sir Anthony persuades an American archaeologist, Ivarsson, (David Hamilton, who looks extremely like Chuck Tyler from All My Children: “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV”) to join him. They hire a French captain to carry them in his lighter-than-air craft across the arctic. We meet Umiak the Fearless, an Inuit, whom Ross betrays into joining their expedition. We also meet a wavy haired platinum blonde... miniature poodle.
We eventually meet a whole Nordic civilization with their own platinum blonde, this one with two legs. Except for the missing horses, you would think you had met the riders of Rohan. They are a superstitious and fearful people, craving peace but goaded on by Goda, a wild eyed religious zealot. (This dates back to when Disney pictures still gave lip service to respecting Christianity. The crazed one is a polytheist!)
In the 21st century, we have been spoiled by computer graphic animation. What we see in IATTOTW is what may have been cutting edge special effects from 40 or 50 years ago. To Disney’s credit, there is footage of arctic wildlife, a dizzying aerobatic display from an understated hero, lovely blue ice caves and a delightfully cheesy killer whale attack. And since I was a kid, I have loved volcano scenes. I don’t care how they’re spliced; they’re just plain coooool.
IATTOTW makes Disney history with one notable flaw. Donald Sinden is Disney’s first British character that is neither quaint, amusing nor likable. (James Mason, where are you?) Everything Sir Anthony says shows he feels the universe is all about him. Even his search for his son comes off as selfish. His apologies to the captain are egocentric regrets and ask no forgiveness. He knows it all, is reckless and impulsive. With that mouth, how he succeeded in business is unclear.

Would I pay money to see this movie again? Well, if it were on television, I might turn it on while I fold laundry. Or maybe I would just play my Point of Know Return CD.
Oh, I did forget one other plus. The old Disney videos lack that half hour of commercials in the beginning. That’s worth a buck or two to rent!

CFI: 2.

Discussion points:
Notice how attractive a modestly dressed young lady can be!
Power plays and control issues
Superstitions
Ancient (Nordic) religions
Recognizing the Kingdom of Self in others and in yourself
What defines heroism?
Loyalty and faithfulness to one’s word